Mesmo Memento's

Dear Miss T

Having a lovely time as usual… All the normal fun & hi-jinks. ‘Frau’ Angela drinking everyone under the table, and Vlad pissing in the plant-pots. Funniest thing has been seeing everyone trying to keep a straight face in front of the cameras… A great idea of mine to have the interviews outside to make it look cold and serious… Just as well the cameras didn’t pull back on Mr L’s interview, he had a pair of French Knickers on and was getting a hand-job off some chair-lift dolly from Slovenia. Anyway, must go… Gordon’s about to have us all in stitches, bless him.

Missing your stinging reviews of fiscal policy and your Tom Yum soup.