Lord Mesmo was delighted to announce that he will not be selling the plans to the New Presidential ‘Beast’ Limousine on e-bay as he originally intended but that he will instead be enhancing the share value of the Mesmo-Corp Petroleum Division by exchanging them for a lifetime contract to fuel the ‘new wheels’ of the Leader of the Free World.
The armoured and bulletproofed titan, developed by GM in conjunction with Lord Mesmo’s very own Weapons & Family Sciences Division, can reportedly keep out chemical, nuclear and biological attacks as well as repelling a hoody with a coat-hangar.
It was the ‘beasts’ capacious hunger fuel however that caught the eye of our beloved leader, as he sought yet another opportunity to bring dividends to you, the dear shareholder.
Requiring constant refuelling and to be permanently attached to a supply tanker - A short drive through the centre of Washington should produce enough revenue to offset the entire credit crunch and keep Miss T’su in leather gloves for a fortnight.
Excellent work Lord Mesmo!
Our Noble Leader
- Lord Mesmo
- We all know Lord Mesmo as a businessman, a humanitarian, a neighbour and a humble man of the people – But how do you get ‘up close and personal’ with a man who carries the responsibility of our World on his shoulders? This blog not only allows you to read the thoughts of the man we have called our mentor for the 25 glorious years of the AMC but also share our love for his works with each other - His loving and adoring public. If we’re very, very lucky, he may even join us on here from time to time, but that would be so special that it would hurt.
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