09/01/2009

Prince in racism storm


Prince Archie was today embroiled in a bitter storm of racism after being taped calling a member of his platoon a ‘Paki’ - This, hot on the heels of his hilarious swastika armband gag at a friends fancy dress party in 2005.

Colleagues immediately rallied around the young heir and potential King, defending the act as a harmless bit of banter between friends and as having been blown out of all proportion by an overly PC media and anti-royalists.

Major Gen. Huffington-Smyth, a spokesperson for Royal & Military affairs fervently denied that the military or the monarchy were inherently racist adding that “I’m certain of it, as sure as my shoes are nigger brown”.

Lord Mesmo was unavailable for comment as he was attending a lodge meeting at Sandhurst.

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