In the wake of startling allegations of the amount of CO2 released by even the simplest Google search, Lord Mesmo has today praised the operating performance of his Behemoth range of servers & called on the industry to follow the ever-strident lead of his teams of scientists.
Speaking by telex from ‘Unity Plaza’, our noble leader pointed to the colossal pieces of hardware developed by Prof. Walter Panzer of the AMC ‘Weapons & Family Sciences Division’ as being green on two counts… Firstly, that they clear huge areas of messy trees in order fire the power station to build them and secondly, that each server produces enough heat to power a city the size of Buenos Aires (thankfully, Buenos Aires is already warm enough).
Prof. Panzer, who studied in a secret location in Berlin during his youth and later honed his skills and tan in Argentina, was delighted his department had been singled out by the illustrious one for praise – “We don’t get much contact with Lord Mesmo down here in the underground bunker”, he burbled delightedly.
AMC behemoth servers are currently in mass production and are widely used throughout the business world. Their emissions are offset by the generous donation of unpaid working hours by the young Philippine & Indonesian factory staff.
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