Press being herded into a Police line-up to accept responsibility
After the release of confidential documents this week conclusively proved that the world economic crisis was caused by the worlds media and not billionaire property and currency speculators in the banking industry, Lord Mesmo has acted swiftly to attempt to restore confidence in the flagging markets by banning financial bad news.
His financial spokesperson and head of the AMC's treasury division Lord St. John (pron. 'Sinjoen') Stash-Gladwrap said during an exclusive interview with 'The Fraudster', that figures had clearly shown that the world markets fell directly AFTER the worlds press had reported that the majority of the world's banks were teetering on the brink of the abyss and that their Directors had fled in Private helicopters to a secret location in Switzerland.
This to him was "Proof conclusive" if it were needed of the press' liability for the economic armageddon that followed.
He further added that in new guidelines about to be published, Lord Mesmo will close this loophole forever by making reporting bad financial news a "Crime against happiness and the people" and going on to promise that those "Evil wrongdoers and financial terrorists" in the media that had caused the cataclysm would be pursued to the utmost of the soon to be established laws.
Miss T'su is thought to be on standby with a Transit Van, a roll of duct tape and a sack to pick up the offending perpetrators.
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