Bruce Springsteen was lauded by Lord Mesmo this week as ‘Most likely to be on the top of my Mesmo-gala list’, after an audacious double-bluff switcheroo.
In a classic piece of magicians misdirection, the ‘People’s rocker’ first sold the exclusive rights to his new ‘Greatest Hits’ album to renowned equal-opportunities and union-friendly employer Wal-Mart, before currying favour with his loyal masses by rounding on ticket touts who try to 'exploit' them.
During his review of the week, Lord Mesmo said, “My dear boy, I stand and applaud you before you’ve even sung a note”, adding “Even I wouldn’t have had the audacity to try a feat as devious as this… It’s simply marvellous”.
Lord Mesmo has since offered Mr Springsteen a place on the board of ‘Group Hug’, his London and Los Angeles based PR and good news division.
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