The world watched on horrified this week as Iran launched the first of what will probably be many evil satellites into space. The so-called 'communications device', which differs markedly from those launched by MesmoCorp in that it was carried out in flagrant breach of copyright, will - According to most experts - "Undoubtedly be used for evil".
This launch adds to the growing list of concerns about technological advances in the region, along with developments in medicine, education and Society, all of which again - According to our experts - Will "Undoubtedly be used for evil".
Professor Walter Panzer of the AMC Weapons & Family Sciences division said "This is of great concern for us. Any launch by Iran must automatically be assumed to be intended for evil, whereas all our satellite launches at Unity Plaza are solely for the purpose of painting smiley faces on the moon and bringing happiness to children."
Lord Mesmo is believed to be monitoring the situation via the AMC's 'Big Ear' DeathStar, currently orbiting the earth.
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