23/02/2009

Brit awards hailed as 'Best yet'


As the dust settles on this years Brit awards, the annual 'romp' for the British music industry has been hailed as the 'Best Brits yet' by industry insiders.

As crowds waited to cheer a succession of soap stars and tabloid celebrities arriving for the free buffet and cocaine give-away, they were amazed to see several musicians and singers turn up.

Music correspondent Buster Bumpengrind said that this was a major factor in making this years Brits so different from previous years, explaining "Having musicians at a music event is a pretty radical step for the Brits",adding "After all, this is a highly prestigious event with resonance as far away as Jersey and the Isle of Man".

With gongs on offer for dozens of categories it was Duffy, from the soul music heartland of Bangor that grabbed the headlines, however it was the people that were the real winners as always, as they voted in their thousands to finally give Girls Aloud the recognition they richly deserve.

A source close to the girls confided in Buster later that evening at their recession-busting party at Claridges, saying that they felt it was only right that their talent had finally been rewarded, especially as they had contributed creatively to several of their songs along the way.

Lord Mesmo was unable to attend the Brits but had sent his driver Private 'Inky' Needles to help out with the after-show 'refreshments'.

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