Pomegranate Chelsea, daughter of 70's punk icon Sid Chelsea and Model Tarara Chippendale-Bollinger has been dispatched to the Oscars with her best friend and intrepid co-writer, Jemima Cheyne-Walk. Read their outrageous goings-on every week in 'The Fraudster'.
Pomegranate or 'Pomsea' as her friends call her sent us a deliriously excited email from her Blackberry...
"We're so excited to be out here! It's the most excited we've been since a couple of days ago at the Brits and then since a couple of days before that at New York Fashion week, or a couple of days before that at the Emmy's or a couple of days before that at the Grammy's - But we're really excited anyway and we've been working hard on getting stories for you. Well, maybe not actually doing anything like working because we've been too busy blagging designer dresses and getting shitfaced but that's why we're here. All our mates are out here too, the same as they are for everything we go to but then they're fabulous stars and the children of fabulous stars and should be here, while sadly you're not. They all look glam and wonderful on the red carpets while you wouldn't, so they're actually doing you a great service and it's why they're so special and why you love us and adore us even more. Anyway, we're off - Toby Junkie is having a party, so we're off to look good at that. Then we're straight back in First Class for London Fashion Week. You can read all about it later. Laters!
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