Star puts money in 'Bank Aid' collection box
In a dramatic 'Illiterate and Fraudster' exclusive, we were witness to yet another piece of selfless largesse by Nicole Wallaby, the Australian multi, multi-millionaire actress as our camera's caught her stealthily leaving a secret donation in a 'Bank Aid' collection box near Threadneedle Street, London.
The action, witnessed by merely 2,700 of the worlds press reporters and photographers who had assembled outside the collection box following a press release issued in 36 languages, is just the latest in a stream of secret donations made to Lord Mesmo's burgeoning relief fund by International celebrities.
Lord Mesmo was said to be moved to tears, stating that "It's wonderful, how in times of the greatest despair this select group of people can be relied upon to bring the attention of the world to the thing closest to their hearts"... He was only able to add a croaking "God bless you" as he turned away from the cameras of the world in tears.
Expect more heart wrenching selflessness at the forthcoming "Bank Aid" Telethon.
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