Senior security service figures closed ranks last week against the 'Ramblings of a madwoman' by lampooning claims by ex MI5 Head, Stella Rimington that governments are exploiting the fear of terrorism to push through intrusive laws and destroy civil liberties.
In a rare interview, Commodore H. Fotheringay Bung, Head of the AMC Intelligence service described the accusations as "Balderdash" adding, 'The security services are merely...", before breaking off to scream "LOOK OUT, BEHIND YOU!!!!".
When he recovered his demeanour, Cdre Bung, wiping a little sweat from his top lip continued, "The security services are there for the protection of everyone and are merely monitoring the world situation with a view to... OH MY GOD, LOOK OUT, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"
From under the table, the Commodore concluded that everyone should "Rest assured that the AMC are doing everything they can to save the world from impending doom" and that while people shouldn't be worried unduly, "They shouldn't be surprised if their children are killed in their beds because of a lack of information on potential threats".
Miss T'su is currently helping Miss Rimington dig a big hole in her back garden and fill it with black plastic sheeting.
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