Following harsh criticism of Michelle Obama's inauguration day wardrobe by influential experts at the fashion glossies (reported FIRST, here on the Fraudster), the Whitehouse has acted swiftly to restore confidence among the fashionista's and hopefully head off a damaging drop in popularity among the lunch wives of the Hamptons.
The huge aid package has seen experts from Vogue drafted in to re-build the wardrobe of the First Lady from the ground up in what is becoming known as the 'New Shoes Deal'.
Ike Tumbleweed III, US envoy for Transatlantic Cultural Relations said to the 'Fraudster' today that the drastic action had been taken to "Restore confidence in the markets and enable us to push through our extensive program of reforms", adding that "One more negative fashion headline in Grazia and it could have been farewell to a second term".
Lord Mesmo's delectable assistant, Miss T'su is thought to be currently negotiating with 'Sporting Life' for a 16-page Lord Mesmo fashion special.
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