30/03/2009

Marvellous News!


Today sees the publication of our 5-point plan to stimulate the economy called 'Creating an Environment of Prosperity'. It's the culmination of two months-worth of exhaustive work by Sir St. John Stash-Gladwrap and his robust and energetic Head Researcher Miss Stockingtop. All the details can be found in the Illiterate & Fraudster, TODAY!

Also, don't forget to come back later to see the official announcement of the plans for our 'Summer of Unity'. I'll start speaking at Unity Plaza around lunchtime, so as Miss T'su would sarcastically say, expect something around four! Ha, bless her... What a rapier wit. Well, what a rapier anyway & how very dextrous she is with it. Hmmm.

Sorry, where was I? Ah yes, what a fabulous day for News... Read all about it, eh?!


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