A smiling child gives the world hope... A message directly from Lord Mesmo.

In these days of merciless commercial exploitation and crass advertising, how lovely to see an advert that simply features the joy of a smiling child. A sincere, non-rehearsed, spontaneous, outpouring of love with absolutely no hint of being a blatant attempt to cash in on cuteness.

Of course, the other thing that is ad does is prove, once and for all, is the manual dexterity of a four and a half year-old. This is something that we at AMC have been keen to nurture through our overseas development centres and 'family trade' units. Masterminded by my old friend, the Count Oberon de la Greize.

'Old Greasy' as we call him has been our Minister for Children & Child Development for many years and has ensured that many hundreds of children have become valuable money-earning members of their families by helping contribute to the manufacture of products such as our Behemoth servers.

Some people had doubted whether the products we produced would be of a good enough quality because of the age of the staff, well no more... I only need show them this advert to prove their un-coaxed and genuine abilities with fiddly electronic operations.

Anyway, enough of my rambling. Sit back and enjoy this shameless piece of happiness and consumer marketing for what it really is.



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Mesmobook pushes ahead with rights plans

After consultation with several human rights organisations last week, Lord Mesmo was delighted to announce that he will be continuing to look to your comfort and safety by pushing ahead with his Mesmobook rights plans.

Under the scintillating new rules of the incredibly popular social networking site, Lord Mesmo now has rights (for security purposes) to all data uploaded, names addresses, credit card details, passwords and the first born of every couple that meet through the site.

Zack Rad-Coffeeshop, the 'Fraudster' Web-tech analyst and developer of Lord Mesmo's rapidly spreading 'Dim-Sum' micro-blogging service, said that the new developments were merely the next logical step in determining the ownership of the soul on the web.

In his influential blog 'Me from my Backpack' he went on to enthuse about the dedication that Mesmobook had to the common good of all people saying "Lord Mesmo has taken it upon himself to protect us from the evil in our midst, so it is only right that we hand over our complete identity and trust to him."

He went to add however that Lord Mesmo hadn't even needed to seek approval and that he already had the powers to claim contributors souls "It's in the terms and conditions you approve before you sign up, just before the part about bequeathing your life savings".

Lord Mesmo is believed to be in Switzerland, where a mountain is being excavated to house his new generation of Behemoth Servers.

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