In these days of merciless commercial exploitation and crass advertising, how lovely to see an advert that simply features the joy of a smiling child. A sincere, non-rehearsed, spontaneous, outpouring of love with absolutely no hint of being a blatant attempt to cash in on cuteness.
Of course, the other thing that is ad does is prove, once and for all, is the manual dexterity of a four and a half year-old. This is something that we at AMC have been keen to nurture through our overseas development centres and 'family trade' units. Masterminded by my old friend, the Count Oberon de la Greize.
'Old Greasy' as we call him has been our Minister for Children & Child Development for many years and has ensured that many hundreds of children have become valuable money-earning members of their families by helping contribute to the manufacture of products such as our Behemoth servers.
Some people had doubted whether the products we produced would be of a good enough quality because of the age of the staff, well no more... I only need show them this advert to prove their un-coaxed and genuine abilities with fiddly electronic operations.
Anyway, enough of my rambling. Sit back and enjoy this shameless piece of happiness and consumer marketing for what it really is.
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