Later, in 'The Fraudster' EXCLUSIVE!

EXCLUSIVE! In the 'Entertainment' Section of The Fraudster, read Eugenia Muesli-Yoga's round-up of London Fashion week! All the drama, all the stories from backstage at the shows.

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All the news from the London Fashion Week - THIS WEEK in 'The Fraudster'.

Who wore what, who sat where, who slighted who, all this week your scintillating 'Fraudster' will be running thousands of lines of coverage and analysing, re-analysing and going deep, deep into the stories behind the stories at the glitziest fashion week in London this week.

Our teams of reporters, staying at the swankiest hotels in London, will be dancing the night away with the stars to bring you the best London Fashion Week stories.

Fashion correspondent Eugenia Museli-Yoga will be in the front row to lay down the new fashion rules, while Polly Important will be on the red carpet to bring you the drama as it unfolds. Cornelia Gushing our Celebrity Fashion correspondent, completes the 'team on the scene' and gives you the low-down on the hits and misses of what the stars were (or weren't) wearing.

Guest Freeloader rounds up the best of the party action while Pommegranate Chelsea and her constant companion Jemima Cheyne-Walk will be getting shitfaced all week to bring you exclusives from behind the red rope of the VIP area.

It's all for you, all this week at 'The Fraudster', the paper that's easily distracted. Read it now at

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Entertainment latest from Pomegranate Chelsea, our 'Girl on the Scene'.

Pomegranate Chelsea, daughter of 70's punk icon Sid Chelsea and Model Tarara Chippendale-Bollinger has been dispatched to the Oscars with her best friend and intrepid co-writer, Jemima Cheyne-Walk. Read their outrageous goings-on every week in 'The Fraudster'.

Pomegranate or 'Pomsea' as her friends call her sent us a deliriously excited email from her Blackberry...

"We're so excited to be out here! It's the most excited we've been since a couple of days ago at the Brits and then since a couple of days before that at New York Fashion week, or a couple of days before that at the Emmy's or a couple of days before that at the Grammy's - But we're really excited anyway and we've been working hard on getting stories for you. Well, maybe not actually doing anything like working because we've been too busy blagging designer dresses and getting shitfaced but that's why we're here. All our mates are out here too, the same as they are for everything we go to but then they're fabulous stars and the children of fabulous stars and should be here, while sadly you're not. They all look glam and wonderful on the red carpets while you wouldn't, so they're actually doing you a great service and it's why they're so special and why you love us and adore us even more. Anyway, we're off - Toby Junkie is having a party, so we're off to look good at that. Then we're straight back in First Class for London Fashion Week. You can read all about it later. Laters!

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All the news from the Oscars - THIS WEEK in 'The Fraudster'.

Who won what, who wore what, who slighted who, all this week your scintillating 'Fraudster' will be running thousands of lines of coverage and analysing, re-analysing and going deep, deep into the stories behind the stories at the glitziest event in the Universe this weekend.

Our teams of reporters, staying at the swankiest hotels in LA, will be dancing the night away with the stars to bring you the best Oscars stories.

From Polly Important who will be on the red carpet to bring you the drama as it unfolds to Cornelia Gushing our Celebrity Fashion correspondent, giving you the low-down on the hits and misses of what the stars were (or weren't) wearing.

Guest Freeloader rounds up the best of the party action while Pomegranate ChelseA and her constant companion Jemima Cheyne-Walk will be getting shitfaced all week to bring you exclusives from behind the red rope of the VIP area.

It's all for you, all this week at 'The Fraudster', the paper that's easily distracted. Read it now at

www.astro-man.com

Recession bites into world of Couture, Fashionista's distraught.

The fashion roadshow rumbled on to New York last week, however insiders say that the world credit crisis is showing signs of leaving its mark on even the glittering world of couture.

Eugenia Muesli-Yoga, fashion correspondent for the 'Fraudster' has been following the shows through their bi-annual world tour and has noticed the more austere mood at the key functions and parties.

"Only last week, we attended a seminar in Paris on how fashion could contribute to the plight of the 53 million people trapped in world poverty and the Champagne was non-vintage".

She went further to add that even the hotels in which the hundreds of travelling reporters, models and glitterati were staying had been forced to cut costs, noting that "There was no doubt whatsoever, that the towels in the $7,300 per night 'Belle Etiole Suite' of the Meurice were only changed three times a day instead of four and that they were not made of hand woven Egyptian cotton."

Ms Muesli-Yoga is currently staying at the Plaza overlooking Central Park. She has an Am-Ex 'Red' card.


Pic. Ms Muesli-Yoga in Montmatre. She was there, you weren't.